Get Your Brand on the Christmas Tree This Year (Yes, Really)

You know what pairs well with a winter stout and questionable Christmas music? Your brewery’s very own metal Christmas ornament hanging proudly on your customers’ trees—right between the macaroni angel their kid made and that weird ornament their aunt brought back from Dollywood.

We’ve already made custom ornaments for breweries like Bristol Brewing Co, Dogfish Head, Copper Furrow, Odyssey Beer Werks, Hoppy Girl Brewing, Barking Armadillo, Swing Barrel Brewing, Fourscore, Big Ugly Brewing, Flight Deck Brewing, and even Methodical Coffee, because caffeine people like shiny things too. And let me tell you—beer fans lose their minds over tiny tin tackers. They’re like Pokémon cards for hop enthusiasts.

Here's the deal before the holiday panic sets in:

Our custom embossed ornaments are about 3.5" x 3.5", made from real metal (none of that plastic giveaway junk), and can be cut into literally any shape your beer-loving heart desires. If you want your logo, your mascot, or your brewer’s face wearing a Santa hat and mild regret—you got it. Embossed, shiny, glorious.

They come with a mounting hole at the top for an ornament hook (not included, plan accordingly).

Minimum order is just 100 ornaments, and pricing starts at $3.00 each and gets cheaper as you order more. There’s a one-time $75 art and tooling fee to make the emboss plates (a small price to pay to be immortalized on a tree for eternity).

But here's the big thing...

They take about five weeks from proof approval to delivery, which means if you want to be the brewery whose merch drop goes viral when people start decorating their trees with beer-themed tinsel and emotional damage, now is the moment. Not in November. Not “after we get through Halloween.” Now-now.

Uses our brewery friends have already come up with:

• Hang them on the taproom tree and let customers “accidentally” steal them.

• Toss them in your holiday gift packs and say it was “intentional limited-edition merch strategy.”

• Surprise your mug club / membership crew with something that feels VIP without requiring you to sell a kidney.

• Sell them individually because people will 100% buy one for themselves and one for their beer buddy Chad.

So grab your branding, your holiday spirit, and maybe a pint to keep things festive—let’s make your brewery the one everyone brags about when they decorate their tree.

Want in? Just say the word and I’ll get rolling before Mariah Carey thaws out and starts singing.