Simple Machine Brewing Co "Cousin Eddie's" Mini Tacker Collectible Beer Sign Tin Tacker

“Shitter’s full!” — and so is your wall of awesome brewery tackers! Straight from Simple Machine Brewing Co in sunny Phoenix, Arizona, comes the Cousin Eddie’s Mini Tacker, inspired by everyone’s favorite RV-lovin’, robe-wearin’, beer-chuggin’ holiday legend.

This little slice of Christmas chaos captures that perfect mix of festive spirit and beer-soaked bad decisions. Whether you’re a die-hard Christmas Vacation fan, a craft beer junkie, or just someone who knows that nothing says “holiday classic” like a cold one and a questionable cousin, this tacker belongs in your collection.

Hang it proudly in your bar, garage, or beer cave — it’s guaranteed to get laughs (and probably a few toasts). But like Cousin Eddie’s patience, these are in dangerously short supply. Once they’re gone, that’s it — no refills, no reruns, no Christmas miracles.

So empty your glass and hit “Add to Cart” — because this limited-edition tacker’s disappearing faster than Clark Griswold’s sanity. 

• Approximately 7.5" diameter  
• Embossed aluminum mini sign
• Laser cut to custom shape
• Two mounting holes for easy wall hanging
• Comes in protective shrink wrap
• Made in the USA!!